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meklejulaimi:

Benevolent Manatee Overlord
aka
The Greatest Thing I Have Ever Seen

meklejulaimi:

Benevolent Manatee Overlord

aka

The Greatest Thing I Have Ever Seen

man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS 

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS

I want this because of reasons o.o

I want this because of reasons o.o

sparklyfuzzle:

dizzzypie:

rusty—shackleford:

fuckyeahhardfemme:

ajayxd:

fuckyeahstefani:

everysinglecolor:

handbymade:

Salt Glitter 
Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:)

wait wait wait.
does that mean you can EAT it.

Who has two thumbs and intends to eat a rainbow steak in her future?

Why stop at steak? SPARKLE ALL FOOD!
HOLD THE FUCK UP
TRYING THIS FOREVER

oh
my
fucking
god


yeah this is the only time i am going to reblog a food-thing because feeling more okay and GLITTTTERRRRRRRR

sparklyfuzzle:

dizzzypie:

rusty—shackleford:

fuckyeahhardfemme:

ajayxd:

fuckyeahstefani:

everysinglecolor:

handbymade:

Salt Glitter 

Mix 1/4 cup of salt with a 1/2 teaspoon of food coloring in a small bowl until the salt is uniformly colored. Spread the mixture out in an even layer on a foil-lined baking sheet. Bake in the oven for ten minutes. Allow your homemade glitter to cool before using it or storing it. And that’s it!:)

wait wait wait.

does that mean you can EAT it.

Who has two thumbs and intends to eat a rainbow steak in her future?

Why stop at steak? SPARKLE ALL FOOD!

HOLD THE FUCK UP

TRYING THIS FOREVER

oh

my

fucking

god

yeah this is the only time i am going to reblog a food-thing because feeling more okay and GLITTTTERRRRRRRR